Santos learned from the best how to get to the top. Obsessively lie and you too can become the President
- house burned down with wife in it
- son died in Iraq
- used to drive an 18-wheeler
- visited the border many times
- was at the Tree of Life Synagogue after the shooting
- vaccine is 100% effective in preventing Covid
- arrested in South Africa with Nelson Mandela
- tenured professor at U of Penn
- added 1.1 million jobs in Q2 2022
- was raised by a family of Puerto Ricans
- didn't rape his pre-teen daughter repeatedly in shower
- didn't sexually assault Tara Reid
- uncle won Purple Heart
- was forced down in a helicopter by Al Qaeda
- was shot in Iraq
- graduated with 3 degrees in the top half of his class on full academic scholarship
- led civil rights marches with tens of thousands of followers
- fully vaxxed can't spread Covid
- gas prices have dropped since he became POTUS
- electric cars can drive across USA without recharging
- border patrol is trampling illegals with horses after whipping them
- got all Americans out of Afghanistan before exiting
- won All-Star of Congressional baseball game after 358 foot homer
fuck Santos too but save us your faux angst you Leftist pig